Dad Tax Making Sure It's Not Poison

Dad Tax: It's a Public Service, Really.

Every dad knows the rules — if it looks good, smells good, or tastes good, it gets taxed. 🦝 This tee is for the dads who take their "quality control" duties very seriously.

• 🦝 Hilarious raccoon graphic — bold, vintage-style print that turns heads
• 👕 Premium soft-touch fabric — comfortable enough to wear while conducting taste tests
• ✂️ Unisex relaxed fit — flattering on every dad bod
• 🎨 Vibrant, durable print — holds up wash after wash (even after BBQ sauce incidents)
• 📦 Made-to-order — crafted with care just for you
• 📏 Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

⏱️ Turnaround Time (T.A.T.)

All items are made-to-order. Please allow 5–7 business days for production before your order ships. A tracking number will be sent once your order is on its way. Rush options may be available — message us before ordering!

The best dads don't just love hard — they tax harder. 😄